Txtin iz messin, mi headn'me englis, try2rite essays, they all come out txtis. Gran not plsed w/letters shes getn, swears i wrote better b4 comin2uni. &she's african.

I’m crazy, I’m fool, But my penis beautiful!

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good.

Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.

Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and what’s in between.

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.

All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor.