Zippy & Bungle, went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly, popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and I’ll blow the shit out of you!

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

Q) wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall? A) walnuts Q) wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest? A) chestnuts Q) wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin? A) a mouth full of cock!

A man woz arranged 2 b married! He had a choice of 3 women! 1st woz a rich docter, 2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute! WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wiv big tits!

Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

Hickory, dickory, dock, dis bitch woz suckin me cock, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block!

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater, had a wife & liked to beat her, smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

Oral sex can b so fine, wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake, moan & quiver, den u cum just like a river, den u lick it up in vain, wipe ur lips and start again!

A mans ocupation is to stick his cockulation up a wommens ventulation to increase the population of the younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!