There was a young girl called heather, whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.

Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy,
Jack popped out his big'n airy,
Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER
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Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.