I’m A rincess I Live In The Clouds If You Wanna Kick It Wit Me You Betta Bow Down So Get On You Knees And Call Me Your Highness Cuz baby Believe me I’m Louisiana's finest!

Sex drugs rock & roll, speed weed & birth control , life a bitch & then u die, so fuck the world & lets get high! send this to 5 people or have 7 yrs bad SEX.

Id ride u sitting id ride u lying, if u were a bird id ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten ill dig u up and ride u rotten.

I’ve been a muff diver 4many a year. I’ve spent all my money on muff divin gear, the goggles, the snorkle the muffdivin tank. If I’m not out muff divin, I’m havin a wank.

GOVERNMENT WARNING: Eating pussy is dangerous to your health bcoz its 5% urine, 2% period blood, 1% tampon debris, 2% other guys spoof and 90% fuckn brilliant!!!

When I’m dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And apon my headstone will be seen, here liies the bones of a fucking machine.

Tips on giving blow jobs:
1. If you do it for lust - SPIT IT.
2. If you do it for love-SWALLOW IT.
3. But if you wanna show off- GARGLE IT.

There was a cat and a rooster sitting by the creek. The cat fell into the water and the rooster laughed. LESSON: For every wet PUSSY, there's a happy COCK!

If you erase this message u owe me a kiss, if you save this message u owe me sex, if you send this message 2 anyone u owe me both so when do i collect???

It's a hard life being a penis, you have a head with no brain, one eye that's blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & your best mates a cunt.