Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy, that a cow can’t fly!

Sex is like Nokia (connecting people)... like Nike (just do it)...like Pepsi (ask for more)... like Coca-cola (enjoy)... like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)...

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

If the sea was vodka and I was a duck id sink to the bottom and drink my way up but the sea isn’t vodka and I’m not a duck so reply to this message if you fancie a fuck.

Ur so sexy, ur so fine! u no how 2 blow my mind! rub me down and rub me up, stk ur cock rite up my muff!

Sing a song of bum sex, an arse full of cum, 4&20 fat cocks forced up your bum, wen the orgys over & ur bum begins to sting, wasn’t it a bad idea to take it up the ring!!