Once i saw a little star, it seems so nice and bright to my eyes than suddenly you came and gave me this star and i must thank that you there are...

U’ve got SEX APPEAL…U’ve got INTELLIGENCE…U’ve got class…U got da face…U got da body…I got the wrong number… SORRY!

Sperms were talking 1st: I’d like to be a doctor. 2nd:I prefer to be an artist. 3rd: I’m afraid this bastard masturbates and ruins our future!

Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine. 9 months later they say it’s not mine!

nite - night - ночь

ne - any - любой

y - why - почему

icq - I seek you - я ищу тебя

x - kiss - целую

h8 - hate - ненавижу