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LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and I’ll blow the shit out of you!
Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.
I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!
I’ve been a muff diver 4many a year. I’ve spent all my money on muff divin gear, the goggles, the snorkle the muffdivin tank. If I’m not out muff divin, I’m havin a wank.
Zippy & Bungle, went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly, popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
Q) wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall? A) walnuts Q) wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest? A) chestnuts Q) wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin? A) a mouth full of cock!
Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!
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