Life for love Love for sex Sex for you And you for me...

Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

I’m A rincess I Live In The Clouds If You Wanna Kick It Wit Me You Betta Bow Down So Get On You Knees And Call Me Your Highness Cuz baby Believe me I’m Louisiana's finest!

A man woz arranged 2 b married! He had a choice of 3 women! 1st woz a rich docter, 2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute! WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wiv big tits!

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Txtin iz messin, mi headn'me englis, try2rite essays, they all come out txtis. Gran not plsed w/letters shes getn, swears i wrote better b4 comin2uni. &she's african.

If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater, had a wife & liked to beat her, smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

If there is somewhere an easy way, we escape from a trouble. It is easier to leave, step - time will always erase traces

Life for love,
Love for sex,
Sex for you,
And you for me!