| It's a hard life being a penis, you have a head with no brain, one eye that's blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & your best mates a cunt. |
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| What is the meaning of FANTA? Fuck And Never Touch Again! |
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| Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good. |
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Tips on giving blow jobs:
1. If you do it for lust - SPIT IT.
2. If you do it for love-SWALLOW IT.
3. But if you wanna show off- GARGLE IT. |
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| Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? |
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