Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good.

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and what’s in between.

It's a hard life being a penis, you have a head with no brain, one eye that's blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & your best mates a cunt.

Sperms were talking 1st: I’d like to be a doctor. 2nd:I prefer to be an artist. 3rd: I’m afraid this bastard masturbates and ruins our future!

Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra).

File not found! Nobody leaves the room!

I'm not A bitch
I'm THE bitch
And for you I'm MISS BITCH!!!