Men get and forget Women give and forgive.
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!
No boys - no sex
No sex - no children
No children - no school
No school - no problem!
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
If the sea was vodka and I was a duck id sink to the bottom and drink my way up but the sea isn’t vodka and I’m not a duck so reply to this message if you fancie a fuck.
U’ve got SEX APPEAL…U’ve got INTELLIGENCE…U’ve got class…U got da face…U got da body…I got the wrong number… SORRY!
Ur so sexy, ur so fine! u no how 2 blow my mind! rub me down and rub me up, stk ur cock rite up my muff!
Tere waz an old man from Glotham, who took out his balls 2 washem. His motha sed Jak, if u don’t putem back, il step on da cunts and squash em.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy, that a cow can’t fly!
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